....soon the Withams will begin accepting applications for a new home church.
Megachurches need not apply. Must have strong childrens/youth program. Small is fine, run by two families not preferred.
Don't preach God's Word? Don't bother. I don't go to the church to get a pat on the head. God's Word should kick me in the butt. Then, after that, I get a great hug from my Heavenly Dad. :)
Oh, and one other thing. If I have to get onto an interstate to get to said church, you're automatically out of consideration.
There now. Let the process begin! Beginning December 26th, here, in the Witham Nation.
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