Happy birthday kids! Wrestlemania predictions.....

A pay-per-view is a shared birthday present for the kids this year, so we may as well have us some predictions.

Chris Jericho vs. Legends:

Rachel: Legends
Robbie: Legends
Dad: Jericho

The Divas Battle Royal:

Rachel: Mae Young
Robbie: Mae Young
Dad: Kelly Kelly

Jeff Hardy vs. Matt Hardy:

Rachel: Jeff Hardy (duh!)
Robbie: Jeff Hardy
Dad: Jeff Hardy

JBL vs. Rey Mysterio (IC Title):

Rachel: Rey Mysterio
Robbie: Rey Mysterio
Dad: Rey Mysterio

Money In The Bank Match:

Rachel: Christian
Robbie: Christian
Dad: MVP

Tag Team Title Match:

Rachel: The Colons
Robbie: The Colons
Dad: Miz and Morrison

Undertaker vs. Shawn Michaels:

Rachel: Undertaker
Robbie: Undertaker
Dad: Undertaker

World Heavyweight Title (3-way match):

Rachel: John Cena
Robbie: Big Show
Dad: John Cena

WWE Title (Triple H vs. Orton):

Rachel: Triple H
Robbie: Triple H
Dad: Triple H

Let's see who's right........ :)

WWE's Same Ol' Same Ol'.......

SPOILER ALERT!!! If you didn't pay 40 bucks (NEITHER WOULD I!!) to watch the No Way Out PPV Sunday night and don't want to know the winners (well, one of them), then leave this page, friends.

Facts:

--My daughter has a HUGE crush on Jeff Hardy.

--Jeff Hardy has gotten by far the BIGGEST crowd reactions and has busted his rear like crazy to excite and entertain those fans for months now.

--BUT because Jeff Hardy is NOT the son-in-law of the owner of the company, he did NOT win in the Elimination Chamber tonight.

--Triple H did, just as I suspected. Why?

--Didn't you hear me? He's the son-in-law of the owner of the company.

Remember, kids---hard work pays off! But only if you marry the daughter of the owner of the company.

Great moral to THAT story.