God doesn't like coal? How about windmills?

From the country that says they have no gays.......

.....I bring you the latest edict from the Supreme Leader of Iran (He's even bigger than I-M-A-NIM-A-ROD!)

Like nuclear power, or get ready for God's mushroom cloud of doom!

I guess Iranians with a, ah, free thinking mind should now consider Chernobyl a myth along with the Holocaust.........

Wednesday's Much More Important Headline.....Just In From Tehran....

From the voice that brought you:

"Holocaust? What Holocaust?"

....and the ever-popular....

"Ain't No Gays Where I Play!"

...comes Iran's President "I'm--a--nim--arod", forecasting doom for Israel.

"Imminent Collapse".

Past records show messing with Israel hasn't exactly provided long-term positive results. But if he ignores the above history, certainly the Israeli history lesson would fall end deaf ears. And beady eyes. And bad leisure suit.

And to think, when I saw the photo, I thought he was announcing a negotiated settlement in the Writers Strike! Oh, well.

The Latest From Iran.....the brave, the haters, and the secret lover of women without a veil!!!

Iran.....hosting two-day conference to discuss the Holocaust.

Here is a brave Arab at this "event". I pray he lives to see 45 and beyond.

And as for the award-winning seminars? Well, check out paragraph six from this article. Somehow, I think "Knitting and You" got bumped at the last minute.

And finally today, let's see what President "I'm A Jar-Head" was caught doing that goes against the teachings of Islam! Guess he tells people he didn't check out the Victoria's Secret Special last week thanks to a special satellite uplink. Ha!