Invitation to disaster??

Kerry says private accounts for people like me are an "invitation to disaster".

What he really meant:

"You're not getting a penny of your Social Security money, and by the time you're old enough to get it, I'll be dead, and my offspring will be well taken care of anyway....."

He's doesn't trust me with my money; he doesn't trust me to choose on health insurance.....

Gee, I trust my cat more than he trusts me....and I hate cats!